Roxi vs. The Roomba: The Nap Defense Act

Breaking news from the bulldog frontlines: Roxi has discovered how to turn off the Roomba. Not because she cares about clean floors (please), but because it had the audacity to interrupt her afternoon nap.

Picture it: the noble queen sprawled across the living room rug, mid-snore, when the enemy whirred to life. A lesser dog would bark. Roxi? She calmly lifted her paw, booped the power button, and put the machine straight into a coma. Then she flopped back down like nothing happened. Crisis averted. Nap resumed.

Let’s be clear—this is not about intelligence. This is about priorities. Snacks and sleep rank higher than dust bunnies, and Roxi will defend her REM cycles with the precision of a seasoned general.

So if you stop by the house and notice the Roomba gathering dust in the corner, don’t blame me. Blame the bulldog who knows one truth: naps are sacred, and no robot shall stand in the way.

PS from Xena: I told you she was lazy. Who develops tech-sabotage skills just to keep napping?

PS from Roxi: Shut up, wolf. Wake me when snacks arrive.