Terms & Conditions

Terms & Conditions

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Welcome to August Quinn Books—the land of unapologetic memoirs, queer romances, bulldog farts, and just enough legalese to keep the lawyers happy. By visiting or using this site, you agree to the following Terms & Conditions. Yes, even you, Karen.

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1. General Overview

This website is operated by August Quinn (that’s me, hi 👋). When I say “we,” “us,” or “our,” I mean me and possibly Roxi and Xena if they ever learn to type. Also, Cookie the 23-year-old cat occasionally stomps across the keyboard when I leave my laptop open. If you notice extra ssssssssssssss or random apostrophes, that’s her contribution to the literature. By accessing this site, you agree to these Terms.

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2. Book Sales (AKA Where the Money Actually Happens)

All books are sold exclusively via Amazon. Clicking a “Buy” link on this site will redirect you to Amazon. That means:

• Amazon handles all payments, shipping, and customer service.

• I don’t store your credit card info (because honestly, I can barely store leftovers in the fridge).

• Any issues with orders, refunds, or deliveries should go directly through Amazon.

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3. Intellectual Property (aka Don’t Steal My Words)

Everything on this site—text, graphics, images, branding, bulldog and cat illustrations—is owned by me, unless otherwise credited. You may not copy, distribute, or repurpose my content without permission. Translation: don’t lift my sass and slap it on your blog. I see you. Cookie also sees you.

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4. Content Accuracy (I Try, But…)

I make every effort to keep this site updated and accurate. That said, typos happen. Dates might shift. Roxi sometimes steps on the keyboard. Cookie sometimes adds entire chapters of gibberish when I forget to close my laptop. I don’t guarantee that everything here is 100% flawless, but I do guarantee you’ll get honesty (and probably some glitter).

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5. External Links (The Internet is Big)

This site contains links to external websites (like Amazon, Instagram, etc.). I don’t control those sites and am not responsible for their content or policies. Clicking away is at your own risk.

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6. Limitation of Liability (aka Don’t Sue Me Over Farts)

To the fullest extent allowed by law, I am not responsible for any damages, losses, or injuries resulting from your use of this site, my books, or your attempt to recreate something Derrick and Max did in Hung Up. Live your life responsibly.

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7. Privacy (Short Version)

This site doesn’t sell your data. If you sign up for a newsletter or send me a message, I’ll use your info only to respond or update you. Anything financial runs through Amazon, not me.

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8. Changes to These Terms

I can update these Terms whenever I want, usually when a lawyer says, “Maybe add this,” or when Roxi demands more snack clauses. Changes are effective immediately upon posting.

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9. Contact

Questions? Concerns? Want to compliment the bulldogs? You can reach me at:
📧theaugustquinnbook@gmail.com

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Final Note: By staying on this site, you accept these Terms. By buying my books, you accept that you’re supporting a queer, unapologetic author who writes with heat, humor, and heart. And honestly? That’s the best condition of all.