🚢 It’s Cruise Time (Again!)

Guess who’s packing too many outfits and not enough patience for airport security? Yep—me. It’s cruise season, baby, and this time the ship is dragging me to Catalina, Ensenada, and San Pedro.

• Catalina: where I’ll pretend hiking is part of my personality until the first incline humbles me.

• Ensenada: tequila tastings I’ll “just sample” but end up starring in my own personal telenovela.

• San Pedro: technically just the parking lot for Los Angeles, but hey, it counts when your suitcase gets wheeled through it.

The ocean calls, and so does my need for unlimited buffet shrimp. If you don’t hear from me, assume I’ve joined a mariachi band in Ensenada or am being held hostage by a Catalina Island bison. Both equally likely.

Stay tuned for chaotic updates from the high seas. 🛳️✨