Fine, The Dogs Spilled It 🐾

So apparently my own dogs can’t keep a secret.

Yes — the rumors are true. There’s a new Kindle book coming soon. Working title: Rebooted at 50: Grindr, Glitter, and Growing Up Again. It’s messy, it’s loud, it’s honest, and it’s all about what it means to reenter the gay world at fifty after twelve years in a relationship. Think: Grindr disasters, drag brunch mimosas, Pride festivals, ghosting at 50, younger men calling me Daddy, and maybe (just maybe) a firefighter or two.

And yes, before you ask — this book is dog-free.

Roxi and Xena have already staged a strike over this, claiming the manuscript is “too human” and “beneath their contract.” They’ve posted their demands for snack royalties, walk clauses, and veto power over cats. They’re dramatic like that.

Will I cave to their terms? Not yet. Let’s just say negotiations are ongoing and the treat jar is on standby.

So, consider this your official teaser: a new book is coming. It’s raw, it’s real, it’s sometimes funny, sometimes vulnerable, and very much mine. No bulldog cameos, no husky therapy stares — just me, rebooted.

Stay tuned. And if you hear any more leaks from the dogs, remember — they’re biased.