Coming Soon to Amazon: 3 New August Quinn Books That Will Wreck You (In the Best Way)

Oh look, August Quinn has been busy again—writing books instead of going to therapy like a normal person. And guess what? You're about to benefit from all that emotional unpacking, spicy storytelling, and bulldog-assisted plotting.

Here are three unapologetically queer, deeply chaotic, and occasionally tear-jerking books dropping soon on Amazon:

1. Frat House, Beach House, Closet

Tagline: It was the summer of ’96. The beer was warm. The secrets were hotter.

This is the one where it all started. A beach house full of straight boys. One deeply closeted kid trying to play it cool. And 100 reckless days of beer pong, hookups, and emotional landmines.

Based on real events (yes, seriously), this memoir-style novel pulls no punches. There’s a thong on a ceiling fan. There’s a condom in a blender. There’s a whole lot of pretending to be someone you’re not—and a whole lot of realizing that maybe you’ve been performing your entire life.

“I wasn’t ready to come out. I was barely ready to come home.”

Buckle up. It’s raw. It’s funny. And it’s about to make you wish you journaled more in your twenties.

2. The Rest of Me

Tagline: Midlife crisis? More like midlife masterpiece.

Fifty looks a little different when you’re single, sarcastic, and emotionally allergic to settling down. This one's part memoir, part manifesto, part slightly chaotic self-help guide disguised as a confessional.

In The Rest of Me, August Quinn spills it all: grief, sex, faith, dogs, dating apps, awkward reunions, and that one cruise hookup that lasted two years longer than it should’ve.

Oh—and there's a chapter about becoming a Deacon accidentally. Because of course there is.

“I still don’t have it figured out. But at least now I know how to pack for the journey.”

3. Who Saved Who? (We Did)

Tagline: Two dogs. One man. Zero apologies.

If you’ve ever been personally victimized by a bulldog fart or had your soul read by a shepherd mix with therapist eyes, this book is for you.

This is a love story—not the romantic kind, but the real kind. The kind where rescue dogs rescue you right back. Where snack time is not a democracy. Where Crocs are worn unironically, and every walk turns into a moment of healing.

Roxi and Xena take center stage as the emotional support squad you didn’t know you needed. And yes, there are dog POV chapters. You're welcome.

“I didn’t adopt them. I joined their cult.”

✨ Launch Dates

Keep an eye on theaugustquinn.com and Amazon for official drop dates, cover reveals, and maybe even a chaotic livestream where the dogs try to eat the first paperback proof.

Which one are you most excited for? Let me know in the comments, or tell Roxi directly—she’ll decide if you’re worthy of a reply.

And remember…

Some books entertain. Mine interrupt your therapy.—August Quinn 🐾