📣 Excuse Me, World — Roxi Here.

That’s right. I finally got my own Instagram.

👉 @roxi_says 👈

For years, I’ve been forced to share screen time with Dad’s books, Xena’s dramatic wolf-dog monologues, and the occasional “aww look at the bulldog” moment. Enough. I demanded my own platform, and now I have it.

What You’ll Get on @roxi_says

• Snacks, obviously. Full coverage of treat distribution, including any and all violations of Snack Law.

• Book gossip. Dad thinks he writes his books — I’ll be exposing the truth about who actually provides the inspiration (hint: it’s me).

• Fashion inspo. Pink hoodies, seasonal sweaters, maybe even Crocs if Xena doesn’t steal them first.

• Life lessons. Like: naps are productive, chaos is a personality, and farting in meetings is a power move.

  
  

And Yes, Xena’s Lurking

She already told me she’ll be “fact-checking” my posts. Which means every time I say “best dog ever,” she’s going to roll her eyes and post a dissertation. Honestly? Free engagement.

Why Follow?

Because you deserve:

• Bulldog honesty.

• Zero apologies.

• Maximum snorts, side-eye, and sass.

Also because I’m officially the new voice of August Quinn Books. Dad thinks he runs the show, but let’s be real — I’m the brand now.

So go follow @roxi_says.Like, comment, worship appropriately.And maybe bring snacks.

— Roxi 🐾(CEO of Chaos. Middle Child. Full-Time Influencer.)