🚨 AQ Books Status Update: We’re Alive, We’re Busy, and We’re Fighting Amazon’s Deadline Like It Owes Us Money

Hi babes — yes, it’s been quiet on the timeline.

Yes, that’s suspicious for us.

And yes, we’re absolutely up to something.

This time of year is peak chaos at AQ Books HQ, and we are deep — like DEEP-DEEP — in “get this uploaded to Amazon before Black Friday or we riot” mode.

You know that meme where the dog sits in a burning room saying “this is fine”?

Yeah. That, but with manuscripts, cover files, Roxi snoring on someone’s arm, and Xena glaring like our project manager.

Here’s what’s happening behind the scenes:

• 📝 Edits flying across screens faster than Derrick’s viral clips

• 🎨 Covers being redesigned, approved, rejected, resurrected

• ✍️ Final chapters materializing out of nowhere like divine miracles

• 🐾 Roxi and Xena offering ZERO help except for moral support and snack demands

• 📦 Amazon dashboards making us question our life choices

• ⏳ Countdown to Black Friday breathing down our necks like a clingy ex

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It’s that magical season where we’re too busy to post but somehow still generating enough caffeine energy to illuminate a mid-size city.

So if you don’t hear from us for a beat, just know:

We haven’t disappeared.

We haven’t quit.

We’re just elbow-deep in publishing wizardry, praying the final export doesn’t corrupt at 98%.

We’ll be back soon with updates, releases, chaos, and probably at least one meltdown sponsored by Adobe.

Stay tuned. Stay hydrated. Stay patient.

AQ Books is in crunch mode. And the books? They’re worth every unhinged moment.

— August Quinn Books 🧡📚