📱✨ Orange You Glad I Upgraded?

I finally did it — I joined the future and treated myself to the brand-new iPhone 17 Pro Max, and obviously I got it in the only color that makes sense for my personality: ORANGE. Like, unapologetically bright, traffic-cone chic, “you’ll-see-me-from-space” orange. She’s bold, she’s dramatic, and she’s so me.

And because I have zero chill when it comes to a theme, I didn’t stop there. I gave her a matching metallic orange case and orange privacy glass, so now every time I pick it up, it looks like I’m launching a spaceship instead of just checking my texts.

Oh, and while I was at it? I went full-send and upgraded my Apple Watch band to orange too. Because why stop at phone accessories when you can commit to a whole aesthetic?

Now, 24 hours later — after a mild panic spiral of “where the hell did that app go?” and “did I seriously lose all my notes?” — I think I finally have everything back where it should be. The chaos has calmed, the iCloud gods are satisfied, and life is once again synced and in order.

New phone. New vibe. New matching accessories. Same me — just significantly more orange. 🧡

Meanwhile, Roxi has been telling everyone she’s getting one too for her page @roxi_says because apparently she needs to “flex for her followers.” I told her she sleeps 19 hours a day and mostly posts snack reviews, but she said “influencer life chooses you.” 🙄🐶

Mic drop. Now I need an outfit to match the energy.