🐾 Bulldog Books Presents: The Saga of Lambie XIV🐑

by @Roxi_Says, Chief Chaos Officer

It’s official: Lambie XIV has entered the chat.

After 4½ years and thirteen noble predecessors, the next generation of squeaky royalty has arrived. And before anyone gasps — no, this isn’t some weekly bloodbath. We’re actually remarkably gentle with our beloved Lambies. Fourteen over four and a half years? That’s practically sainthood in dog toy years.

Still, tragedy struck this week when Lambie XIII met an untimely end (allegedly at my paws — but we don’t do confessions here). Within minutes, Dad executed “Operation Fluff Drop” from the secret stash, and voilà — Lambie XIV appeared, fresh and squeaky, like nothing ever happened.

Xena, bless her earnest shepherd soul, remains 100% convinced this is Lambie OG.

“She never left,” Xena declared, tail wagging. “She was just resting.”

Sure, babe. And I’m the picture of restraint.

So now Lambie XIV reigns supreme — same squeak, same shape, same mission: survive our love. And statistically speaking, she’s got a solid run ahead of her.

🐾 Xena’s Statement: “Lambie is eternal.”

🐾 Roxi’s Statement (me): “Amazon Prime says otherwise.”

🐾 Dad’s Statement: “This is why we buy backups.”

🐑 In Memoriam 🐑

Lambie XIII – Loyal companion, squeaky friend, gone too soon.

Born: 2024. Died: 2025.

Survived by: a proud lineage of 13 Lambies before her, one delusional shepherd, and a bulldog with excellent aim.

Long live Lambie XIV — The Fluff Awakens. May her reign be squeaky and her seams stay strong.

— 🐾 Roxi, Chaos CEO of Bulldog Books