If they’re going to talk anyway,
you might as well live honestly.

Before the rules, before the feelings—just bad decisions and worse timing.

Roommates. Boundaries. Absolutely none of the emotional safety protocols.

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Sex as performance. Control as comfort. Growth aggressively postponed.

He wasn’t supposed to want this. I wasn’t supposed to wait.

Married life, viral chaos, bulldog farts, and love that refuses to behave.